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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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twinkmeetslife:

Pretty with piercings…

twinkmeetslife:

Pretty with piercings…

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catsbeaversandducks:

Post-it Notes Left on the Train

Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.

Via My Modern Metropolis 

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

That last gif, though.

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easymyselecta:

NO LIES TOLD.

easymyselecta:

NO LIES TOLD.

mediamattersforamerica:

How Fox News covered women’s issues this morning. 

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

This sign needs to be in every store ever, as large as it can be displayed.

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

This sign needs to be in every store ever, as large as it can be displayed.

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kobetyrant:

remember when jay z said “only Christopher we acknowledge is Wallace” on Columbus Day and white people started burning his albums

sexhaver:

yall wanna fuck pacman? yall got ghosts in ur vagina?

sexhaver:

yall wanna fuck pacman? yall got ghosts in ur vagina?

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BECAUSE being a hot fat girl is a lot of work and is undervalued or unrecognized.
Because a fat girl still has to pay more money for uglier clothes or spend 11 hours at the thrift store to find anything hot to wear.
Because if you take the elevator people think you’re lazy but if you’re on the treadmill people laugh.
Because men like John Goodman and Bernie Mac get to have careers on television but most sitcom moms of three still have size-two waists.
Because even feminist magazines publish fat-phobic articles under the guise of it being a “health issue.”
Because anti-capitalist activists still use expressions like “fat capitalist pig.”
Because girls are dieting at the age of nine.
Because side effects of the most popular diet drugs are seizures, heart failure, fecal urgency, breast cancer, lung disease, insomnia, nausea and vomiting, dangerously high blood pressure, abnormal heartbeat, psychosis, strokes, hallucinations and sudden death.
Because the Cooper Institute’s ongoing study of 30,000 people has found that those who are fittest live the longest, no matter what they weigh.
Because the doctor who said that there were 30,000 “obesity-related” deaths each year received over $2 million in research funding from Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers.
Because that study prompted the FDA to approve Phen-Phen and Redux.
Because fat hatred is a money-making industry.
Because fat people who exercise live longer than thin people who don’t.
Because if you lose weight ’cause you’re sick people tell you how great you look.
Because hatred is so ingrained in every single one of us, especially inside the heart of even the hottest fat girl.
Because even the most progressive people don’t talk or write about it.
Because I am tired of being ignored, invisible, de-sexualized and told that I have such a pretty face.
Because it’s not fat that kills, it’s fear of fat.**
For all that and more I am a part of the HOT FAT GIRL REVOLUTION!

- Zoe Whittall (via finedineonmyvegangenitalia)

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch Nathan help a liquor store and an exterminator on last night’s Nathan For You.

xxmondaymorningxx:

well, fuck you

xxmondaymorningxx:

well, fuck you

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